Don’t get gassed because I follow you it’s not your posts it’s the shit you reblog
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I’m going to f*ck you
seems leg(alize)it
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
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yo Imma bust a cap in Natalie Nunn if I ever see that bitch. she’s so awful
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
(via follower)
What your kids are really texting!
lol - laughing out loud
yrmoccfsr - you remind me of cottage cheese for some reason
dytkdwbmiisidlsoat - do you think Kirsten Dunst would be mad if I said I didn’t like Spiderman One and Two?
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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
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