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k1mkardashian:

omg so my christian friend shared this on facebook and i couldn’t stop laughing. look at the little people in hell lmao. i kept scrolling by the way so BOOM take that jesus!

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  • Dad: Are you going outside today
  • Me:
  • Dad: Do you have friends
  • Me:
  • Dad: Why are you typing what I'm saying this is really pathetic
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  • me: wow my parents just died and i have asthma and aids
  • everyone else: ok
  • famous tumblr user: i hate everything i just ran out of candy
  • everyone else: WHAT HAPPENED MY FRIGHTNED CHILD??? ARE YOU OKAY?? DONT BE SAD LITTLE KID, LIFE IS WORTH LIVING DONT KILL YOURSELF EVERYONE LOVES YOU SWEET BABY JESUS GOD ALLAH AND APHRODITE BLESS UR MISERABLE SOUL U DONT DESERVE SUCH A THING AMEN HALLELUJAH AHWEAN!!!
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horkbajir:

drink-the-pee-tintin:

rareredmeat:

its so worried

are you ok??

I can’t find Bill 

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  • boy: hi
  • me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
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spicyjew:

promo4homo:

IS IT OKAY TO LUAHG BECFUSE I AM

im CRYING??? WHAT THE RUBDHSINJRGUW DHISBHFISJD

spicyjew:

promo4homo:

IS IT OKAY TO LUAHG BECFUSE I AM

im CRYING??? WHAT THE RUBDHSINJRGUW DHISBHFISJD

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7yrs:

iphone420:

monkeys make me uncomfortable because theyre like humans but not really

where the hell do you live

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  • My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
  • My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
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